JOEY DISCO

Some people say that I'm a bit ridiculous, I think those people are silly geese!!

 

I go by the name Joey Disco, cause nothing says rock n' roll like a 4 year olds name tagged with a 70's music movement but that's ok, I don't let minor details bring me down. I hail originally from Lewiston, Maine...better known to some as "The Dirty Lew". I blame that environment and my hippie parents 100% for the giant assclown I've become today! Sometimes a fella or a lass will come up to me on the street and say, "I want to know the REAL Joey Disco". After I get done paying them to say that, I've decide it's time give you some background into who I really am. You could say I'm a real boy's man...I like playing nintendo, or going to the beach and frolicking in the sand....I like going to Disneyworld for the rides (WHEE) and to spank Minnie Mouse until I'm hauled away in handcuffs. I'm a lover of sports, I spend between 2-4 hours a day watching, reading or playing sports and that includes devoting half of my summer to the Boston Red Sox. Then I really spice it up and do adult things like enjoy a glass of Jack Daniels or hang out with strippers. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then hold onto your butts for this one, I actually like music too! I'm more of a hard rock guy (Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Tool) but I'll give anything a chance and sometimes find myself saying, "do I really like this song?" To sum me up in one sentence, I'm a sweet boy.

 

Please listen to me on the radio, I need the ratings badly. You can find me monday through thursday from 11pm til' 2am on a show I delightfully call After Dark with Joey Disco (Creative huh? give me those ribs you!) You can also find me on the Saturday Morning Recovery Program (name stolen from Wendell G) Thats kicks off from whenever I wake up on saturday til' 12 noon. It's really causing a ripple through the thousands.....(dramatic pause) AND thousands of my fans. I love you all and would be willing to kiss every one of you on the lips for less than 50 cents. Goodbye!